Have You Caught Fat Loss Quickie Fever?
by Scott Tousignant · Filed Under: Motivation
There’s a pandemic sweeping across the world. The virus has been named “Fat Loss Quickie Fever” and appears to be isolated to work-at-home-moms and dads. Busy homepreneurs have been lining up at doctors offices across the nation in hopes of learning more about this mysterious new virus that is causing some very unique symptoms in those who are infected.
When a virus as powerful as this catches the medical profession by surprise it often times leaves them dumbfounded. At first the anti-virus research team was trying to come up with a vaccine to stop the spread of the Fat Loss Quickie Fever. But to their surprise, the patients were not seeking a vaccine. In fact they were seeking the very opposite thing.
The long line-ups at the doctors offices are actually being caused by busy work-at-home-moms and dads who are hoping to be in the presence of someone infected with Fat Loss Quickie Fever so they could also catch it themselves.
It didn’t take long for the scientists to pin point the origin of the Fat Loss Quickie Fever. The results from high tech Internet heat maps displayed a high concentration of viral activity going on at place called the “Computer Butt Challenge“. The fearless leader of this incredible group of super-achievers is none other than the infamous Nicole Dean.
It’s been said that the culprit for the rapid spread of the Fat Loss Quickie Fever is Nicole’s energetic, fun loving, bubbly personality and passion for helping her fellow work-at-home-moms and dads live the balanced and ‘rich’ lifestyle that they deserve. And when I say ‘rich’ we’re not just talking about dollar figures. Nicole understands the true meaning of success and she lives it every day.
This is good news for everyone who is looking to get infected by the Fat Loss Quickie Fever. You no longer have to wait in long boring lines at the doctors office in hopes of catching the virus. Now you can quickly become infected with Fat Loss Quickie Fever and have fun at the same time simply by hanging out at the “Computer Butt Challenge“. Even better news is that the infection rate is nearly 100%, so you are pretty much guaranteed to get Fat Loss Quickie Fever when you interact with the Computer Butt Groupies 
Several new hot spots are showing up on the radar and scientists have been visiting these sites to see how they can make the virus spread even quicker. Here’s a list of some of the known Fat Loss Quickie Fever hot spots…
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